The Universal Church of Chris is a rapidly growing, universally accepting faith. Membership is loosely, very loosely granted by Chris to all who agree to the Five Recommendations.
As depicted in this meaningless graph, Universal Church of Chris membership has grown exponentially from near zero adherents to an unknown larger number in an undefined period of time.
The Universal Church of Chris has been named one of America’s Best Religion Buys in the U.S. News and World Report 100 Best Religions in America. Coming in at 99 out of 100, The Church is admired for its devotion to non devotion and low overhead costs. By eliminating copious amounts of religious red tape (available for purchase,) the Church has maintained a high Enlightenment-to-Dollars ratio. In addition, the Church maintains a moderately low Scandal-to-Congregant ratio with 6-7 scandals per congregant in 2023. Even with such a low rate, the selling of indulgences (coming soon!) will drive scandals to the lower single digits in the future.
Offices in the Universal Church are available for purchase. This prevents most forms of corruption in the hierarchy of the Church by making advancement purely about money. Ordination as a priest also requires a commitment to watch Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.
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