Religious Beliefs

The Five Recommendations

1. Thou shalt not take any of the doctrines of the Church of Chris seriously, nor feel obligated to follow or fulfill them in any way, except in a joyful spirit of celebration and irreverence.
2. Holy beverages are beer, coffee, or any liquid, including water. But pH enhanced water is forbidden, as it is non canonical.
3. Intolerance is not tolerated. All people are welcome in the church, as long as you’re not a jerk. If you’re a jerk, forget it.
4. No AI can used in the production of scriptures, hymns, or other holy and/or unholy content. An exception has been created for stock photos for this website.
5. All numbers are divine, except for 47. This number “47” has been removed from the list of numbers. Even irrational and imaginary numbers are ok, just not 47.
6. See rule number 1.